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Eris Mass ritual

Posted on December 27, 2011 by admin

Sacred Erisian High Mass of the Krispy Kreme Kabal designed by the Reverend DM Psiqosys ***** LET IT BE KNOWN that this Mass contains mystical secrets of an order previously unknown to this piece of paper. LET IT BE KNOWN … Continue reading →

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Technology and the Craft

Posted on May 5, 2011 by admin

Removing the Barriers to Spaceflight Before the ritual begins, distribute paper and have an airplane-folding session. TECHNO-LESSON #1: Making Fire He tries to light the fire with firesticks; She then enters, lights the charcoal with the sacred Bic, and hands … Continue reading →

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The Turkey Curse

Posted on November 20, 2003 by admin

-=THE TURKEY CURSE=- Revealed by the Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo as a specific counter to the evil of the Curse of Greyface, the Turkey Curse is here passed on to Erisians everywhere for their just protection. [The Turkey Curse … Continue reading →

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Spell to be friends with your womb

Posted on April 23, 2001 by admin

Items: collapsable athame, stationary fan, electric heater, box of cleenex, gallon of chocolate ice cream, pen and paper, cauldron, matches, old blanket from grandma, chair Preparation: fast from onset of menstruation to time of ritual enter room, have door locked … Continue reading →

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