Satanic Sleigh Bells and Satan Claws: 10 Devilish Holiday Delights – NSFW

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For many people Christmas is a cultural holiday (read: shameful assault of gross consumerism wrapped in red and green. Can we open our gifts now?), but December 25 also happens to be a Christian celebration commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ — you know, the beardy guy in the sandals? Since horror fans are drawn to the dark side in everything, we thought it’d be a great time to look at several films inspired by the son of God’s greatest adversary: Satan. Put down those candy canes, let the smoldering black rocks and burning hellfire keep you warm, and make the baby Jesus cry with 10 satanic horror flicks fit for any horror fan’s holiday celebration. Some images/clips may be NSFW.

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Eris Mass ritual

Sacred Erisian High Mass
of the
Krispy Kreme Kabal
designed by the Reverend DM Psiqosys
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LET IT BE KNOWN that this Mass contains mystical secrets of an order previously unknown to this piece of paper. LET IT BE KNOWN that this Mass is of the Highest Order and the Inner Circle and the Upper Echelon, and as such should be reproduced in full or in part only by those who wish to do so.

LET IT BE KNOWN that this Mass may be performed by five persons, provided those five persons are willing to perform. The five officiating ritualists are referred to by the following titles: High Holy Boss of Religion, Great Overseer of Forbidden Arcana, Omnipotent Matriarch/Patriarch of The Mystic Realms, Most Divine Empirical Pedagogical Wizard, and Head Enchilada of Miscellany. Collectively, the five officiating ritualists are second in power only to Goddess Herself, or to any members of the congregation present at the Mass. To save space, the five officiating ritualists shall henceforth be referred to as simply #1, #2, etc. Continue reading

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Circle close ritual

Opening the Circle

The High Priestess goes to each of the four directions in turn, and draws a Banishing Pentacle, saying,

Guardians of the East (South, West, North), Powers of Air
(Fire, Water, Earth), we thank you
For joining in our circle
And we adk for your blessing
As you depart
May there be peace between us
Now and forever. Blessed be.

She raises her athame to the sky and touches it to the earth, then opens her arms and says,

The circle is open, but unbroken,
May the peace of the Goddess
Go in your hearts,
Mery meet, and merry part.
And metty meet again. Blessed be.

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Black Moon ritual

Black Moon Ritual, Conquering the Shadows,
written by Sor.: Zauberkraut

[ed. note-- While this ritual is much more CM than what I prefer, the usefulness of confronting those things that scare you cannot be overstressed, something which terrifies you has power over you. Healthy caution is a good thing. I do not think unreasoning fear is --Amythyst]

Dealing with ones fears and socalled shadows is essential to the aspiring magician. Only through continously facing and conquering our shadows can we put ourselves truly in charge of our lives. Being in touch with, and realistic about “the dark night of the soul” is also a tool against the most dangerous, and common, sickness of the magician: megalomania and paranoia. Continue reading

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Harvest ritual

Harvest Home Ritual 1987 By Michael Fix

Circle Casting (High Priestess) (Spoken while harvesting imaginary grain in perimeter of circle)

Birds circle hungrily overhead As through harvested fields we tread. The smokehouse fires and burning leaves Their scents do spiral and interweave. Ripples circle in our wake As rice we harvest from a lake. The dusty Earth now shorn of locks Swirls as pass our fattened flocks. Much bounty may our harvest see As we cast, so mote it be! Continue reading

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Norse Samhain ritual

NROOGD SAMHAIN, 1987 – A Cymro-Norse ritual

TOOLS:

  • Drinking Horn
  • Hammer (Mjollnir)
  • Sword
  • Pentacle/Stone
  • Bowl of Salt
  • Water
  • Censer & Incense

CELEBRANTS:

  • White Preistess (Skadi)
  • Gold Priest (Freyr)
  • Red Priestess (Freyja)
  • Red Priest (Heimdallr)
  • Black Priestess (Vala)
  • Black Priest (Odin)

Procession, consisting of Soulers (any small number) and White Mare. (See below for the song, ASCII music and lyrics.) Continue reading

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Dedication ritual

PRE-INITIATORY DEDICATION RITUAL

by Ashta’ar-Arthura and Cleindori for the Proteus lineage and anyone else who wants to use it.

Premise: “Every Witch is a Pagan; not every Pagan is a Witch.”
There are many ways to honor Nature in our lives. For some, regular participation in Pagan circles is a way to stay attuned to seasonal rhythms, an enrichment and support for their real work in the world, a way of finding community. An artist, a doctor, a mother, a counselor – such people may find joy and sustenance in Pagan celebration eight times a year, or even at each Moon, but wish to pursue it no farther. They are the Earth Mother’s children, as fully as are Her priests and priestesses. Their lives contribute as much as ours to the re-creation of Pagan community, the restoration of ecological sanity. A window is not opened by lifting one side. Continue reading

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Handfasting ritual to keep the family peace

[The following wedding ceremony was written to provide for Pagans who must of necessity be wed in the presence of the uninitiated who are not pagan and are perhaps unaware that the bride and groom are pagan. Replace the words Bride and Groom below with the names of the happy couple. This ceremony was used by both my wife and myself and by my sister and her husband. They modified the text at the point below where it says "loving each other wholly and completely" to add the phrase "forsaking all others" as they are into monogamy. Either version works beautifully, I recommend the participants rewrite where necessary to form a legal contract that they can and will keep. It is easy to avoid being an oathbreaker if you only swear to that that you will keep and avoid swearing to something just because the other party wants it or because it might be "expected" by the family. Notice: parts of this ritual were cribbed from the writings of others. I apologise in advance for failure to reference sources but after the fifteenth rewrite we had forgotten where we got the text and what was and what was not original to us. I doubt if there are quotes from other sources longer than paragraph length and thus should not be a copyright problem. If you see something that is yours, please send me mail and I will reference you in the future. Our thanks to those who paved the way. --Ryan Hunter]

[PRIEST] We have come together here in celebration of the joining together of ____bride______ and ____groom______. There are many things to say about marriage. Much wisdom concerning the joining together of two souls, has come our way through all paths of belief, and from many cultures. With each union, more knowledge is gained and more wisdom gathered. Though we are unable to give all this knowledge to these two, who stand before us, we can hope to leave with them the knowledge of love and its strengths and the anticipation of the wisdom that comes with time. The law of life is love unto all beings. Without love, life is nothing, without love, death has no redemtion. Love is anterior to Life, posterior to Death, initial of Creation and the exponent of Earth. If we learn no more in life, let it be this. Continue reading

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A ceremony to recognise completion of the 2nd degree course of study

This is a ceremony we have used a couple of times (with variations to suit the candidate) for the second degree initiation. You will note that it borrows from many sources: Masonic, Gardnerian, Celtic, and Flight of Fancy. We’ve done it robed, sky clad, and some interesting combinations. Seems to work ok either way. If the candidate has done the work, the initiation ceremony is more of a public “rite of passage” or recognition of that fact… the real “initiation” is between the Gods and the candidate, and therefore cannot really be “conferred”. …Gary Dumbauld, High Priest, Hernesgaard Circle

A ceremony to recognise completion of the 2nd degree course of study

The Circle is cast as usual. All are properly prepared and purified. High Priestess and High Priest perform the Ceremony in concert. The candidate is brought into the circle by a friend and circled 3 times deosil, ending north of the altar, facing the Priest, who is standing south of the altar (where else?). Continue reading

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Basic ritual – Crowley

** MAGICK 7 — BASIC RITUAL **

‘The first part of every ceremony is the banishing; the second the invoking.’ (–Crowley, Magick, p. 104)

It may be said that ritual is the very heart of magick. For it is through ritual that we achieve our magical results. Ritual is a magical procedure or ceremony we perform in order to change the environment. Usually we think of ritual as bearing on active magick, although certainly, it can also affect passive magick. Most often the change achieved is subjective (it may be subtle) and in the physical world. Outsiders may put them down to coincidence, but the effects are very real. Magical goals for a ritual should not be taken lightly. Continue reading

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